HUMANS WOULD MAKE GREAT PETS!!!!!

Years ago I was enjoying a great summer evening riding around in my handlers convertible, when a song by a band named Porno for Pyros, came on the radio.  The song is titled, "Pets," and tells the tale of aliens coming to Earth and finding that humans would make great pets.  I have often thought about that, and I have come to the same conclusion.  Humans do the crazzziest and most entertaining things.  If you spend one evening watching "America's Got Talent," you will see what I mean.  Wouldn't it be great to have a pet that can do acrobatic tricks, sing, dance, and grill a salmon all at the same time?  Humans are show stoppers!  People are inventive, funny, and hardworking.  All great attributes for a pet.  The attached photos are some of my handlers/pets.